The Prescription

One day Massee complained to the Doctor of a great lack of joy and happiness: “my life is sad and monotonous!” The Doctor calmly said to him: I have 4 medicines for you:

1. Alcohol, nightclubs and sex: very short-lasting effects, fairly high cost. Side effects: instant remorse and a bitter aftertaste

2. Wealth, honour, power: rather limited-lasting effects, extremely high cost; stock available only for the “lucky”. Side effects: imminent worries and jealousy

3. A spouse: long-lasting effects, variable cost, but a very rare product. Side effects: permanent inconstancy and clashes of temperament

4. Obedience to God: eternally lasting effects (even after physical death), free of charge and available 24/7. Bonus: God’s protection and support in all things forever.